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[biteoffherhead]

[Hello, one and all! It's time to meet your friendly neighborhood giant wolf god!

...Except literally, it seems. Her body language is very relaxed, and she's not sulking around trying not to be seen. She seems rather comfortable with her surroundings - even that of the village! Then again, that shouldn't be so strange to most of you, right? She's a fairly neutral guardian spirit, after all!

But Moro does seem to be at least somewhat curious about things. Scents are... off. She smells slightly of a human? Her den is so far from the village. Small things, tiny things, that have her curious. But you all know you can approach and talk to her, right? ...Right?]


((OOC: Basically, in the "AU", humans haven't been gigantic assholes so Moro is a pretty chill bro. And a good conversational piece. HAVE AT?))

Comments

[the-mikester.livejournal.com]

Uh. [He doesn't actually know.] You know. It. How's it going? What are you doing? How are you?

[biteoffherhead]

...Oh.

Things are well, I suppose.

[the-mikester.livejournal.com]

That's good.

You've always made him slightly nervous, like he just farted in church or something. He stands there for a moment, fidgeting, and then thinks of something.]

Would you like something to eat? [Gods like offerings... right?]

[biteoffherhead]

I would not reject an offering.

[That they do, sir, that they do.]

[the-mikester.livejournal.com]

Right.

[Um. Hm. Well.]

How do you like pizza?

[biteoffherhead]

...I have never eaten this "pizza".

[the-mikester.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's a shame! I'll get you some. Hang on.

[See Mike. See Mike run. See Mike come back with pizza for Moro. Meat lover's, naturally.]

Fresh from Azzip!

[biteoffherhead]

...

[It smells greasy and cheesy. But regardless, it is an offering.

She laps it up, eating it in one big gulp. That big tongue then runs over her chops as she contemplates the taste.]

[the-mikester.livejournal.com]

Good, huh?

[biteoffherhead]

...Very... fatty.

[the-mikester.livejournal.com]

Yeaaaah...

The wife says I should lay off, but...

[biteoffherhead]

It has both a sharp and sweet taste.

[the-mikester.livejournal.com]

That would be the pepperoni. Lots of spices. I guess you don't get many spices, do you?

[biteoffherhead]

...No. Nature's bounty is not so sharp in its flavors.

[the-mikester.livejournal.com]

That's too bad. I can get you some straight pepperoni if you want. It's pretty good.