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[Well. What a flood of newcomers. Or... "newcomers". Something seemed amiss.

Moro's tracks are all around the forest, and most of them are fresh. There's some fresh kills, or at least the freshly eaten remnants of them. There's some territorial markings here and there. All in all, it's a very unfriendly welcome.]

((OOC: HELLO! Yosie is planning on having Gaston from Beauty and the Beast go on a hunt for Moro. If you're interested in participating, then go look at his information! If you just wanna bother Moro, then you are also free to do just that.))

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...you people.... [He falters for a moment. What is with all these women?]

[But the song is going on without him! He catches up to the (where is that music coming from?) music.]

-- it's time to follow meeeeeeeeeee!

[HE THROWS THE TORCH DRAMATICALLY it looks like he might have set the clothing store on fire whoops.]

[Well, the fire makes good back lighting, so he moves to put his back to it as he addresses his mob...which seems to be disturbingly filled with women but he can work with it for now!!]

Through the mists, through the woods, through the darkness and the shadows -- it's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride!

[Time to put his arms over his head and briefly chase someone. HE NEEDS A LEFOU STAND-IN FOR A SECOND.]

[OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU SOMEONE HIDE HIM]

[Thank you, Genis, that will be lovely! TIME TO BACK YOU INTO A CORNER.]

Say a prayer, then we're there -- at a cavern in the mountains where there's something truly terrible inside!

[Time to companionably put an arm over your shoulder (you probably should feel uncomfortable at the moment) and shove the green magic glowing mirror in his face, which shows Moro devouring a deer or at least munching on something that is dead hope you don't have a weak stomach.]

It's a beast! She's got fangs! Razor sharp ones.

[He gestures.] Massive paws, killer claws for the feast.

[In a stroke of good luck for Genis, he lets him go to ignore him in favour of gesturing at the crowd.]

See her roar, see her foam -- and we're not coming home until she's dead! Good and dead.

Kill the beast!

[What in Lorelei's name is going on here? Is that a mob, threatening to kill Moro? Gelda will have none of that.]

No! I won't let you do this!

[...Who are you? Wait, it doesn't matter! It is STANDARD FEMALE GRAB AREA TIME.]

If you're not with us, you're against us. Bring the old man!

[He's not sure who he's talking about. MOB, BRING ME AN OLD MAN I COMMAND IT]

[Wait, what? Why was he being dragged over here!]

Get your hands off me!

[...He'll do. IT'S POSSIBLE THEY ARE CONNECTED.]

We can't have them running off to warn the creature!

[THROWING GELDA TIME here is a convenient door. SORRY SMITHY FOLKS YOU'RE GETTING A COUPLE OF PEOPLE TOSSED IN AND YOUR DOOR SLAMMED SHUT AS THOUGH THAT WILL ACTUALLY BAR EXIT WHEN THERE ISN'T A LOCK.]

[Gelda is so surprised by the sudden grabbing and the appearance of the mysterious old man that she's left helpless as Gaston throws her. She stumbles back towards the door, only to have it slam shut in her face. Rather than opening it, she bangs a fist against the hard wood.]

Let us out!

[THE POWER OF THE SONG CHANGES THE WORLD anyway since those two are obviously DEALT WITH FOREVER it is time to climb back up on the fountain and make grand gestures with the glowing green mirror.]

We'll rid the village of this beast! Who's with me?

I am!

[Princess Clara grabs a nearby pitchfork and raises it to the sky, ready to maim and kill. She's never been part of a vicious mob before, but it's pretty fun! Lead the way, burly man!

Join in, you other mobsters! Let's hear those roars of agreement and see some more torches up in here!]

[These four are upstanding gentlemen who have all manner of experience with talking animals, and they don't really want to hurt Moro. They're just here to sing.]

I am!

[ Torches, pitchforks, an angry mob, and plans to kill. Sounds like today might turn out to be a good day after all.

Mack's got his hands on a torch and doing all he can to hold back a laugh as he too raises it to the sky. ]

I am!

[ Maleficent will never pass up the chance to nudge people in the direction of cruelty and evil! ]

Light your torch! Mount your horse!

[Hey, there are even a few more men coming! Gaston likes where this is going! There are still a lot of women, but some of them, he's kind of...intimidated to discourage. Especially that last one.

He'll...just...keep going....]

Screw your courage to the sticking place!

[It seems Gaston has found a horse. Let's hope he didn't steal it from Ganondorf. Regardless, he's going to dramatically rear and then...walk it rather anticlimatically along the way. He's got to let the mob keep up with him on foot, after all!

Take it away, mob!]

We're counting on Gaston to lead the way!

[And here comes another lady riding in on her own horse, rifle in hand! Because, really, how could you complete a Moro hunt without the iron lady herself? Though she'll quickly put it to a heel and have it slow down. No need to get ahead of the leader, for now.]

[There are, uh, four of these guys, and they could easily sing the whole next four lines by switching off, BUT THAT'S MEAN AND HOGGING LINES SO LET'S NOT]

Through a mist!

Through a wood!

Where within a haunted cavern
Something's lurking that you don't see ev'ry day!

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/SAVES QUEENOFBRIGGS'S INBOX AND COMMENTS TO SELF

4/4 FOR NOW HE NEEDS TO SCARE SOMEONE

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1/? AND BACK FOR THE SONG

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4/4 AND NOW WE NEED SOMEONE TO GET LOCKED IN SOMEWHERE you've all been wonderful.

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THANK YOU BOTH you are wonderful people all of you.

Heeheeheeh <3

NOW THERE IS A LITTLE MORE SINGING FOR THE MOB GO WILD

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YOU ARE ALL AWESOME KEEP IT UP!

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GET THIS ROLLING AGAIN MAYBE??