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[biteoffherhead]

[Well. What a flood of newcomers. Or... "newcomers". Something seemed amiss.

Moro's tracks are all around the forest, and most of them are fresh. There's some fresh kills, or at least the freshly eaten remnants of them. There's some territorial markings here and there. All in all, it's a very unfriendly welcome.]


((OOC: HELLO! Yosie is planning on having Gaston from Beauty and the Beast go on a hunt for Moro. If you're interested in participating, then go look at his information! If you just wanna bother Moro, then you are also free to do just that.))

Comments

3/3 I'll put up a separate comment for Mob Song, but this is for any who wish to thread talking etc.

[fivedozeneggs]

...One moment. I seem to have mislaid my mirror. [Re: the one he stole from Belle. Singing will come later, but he can be waylaid for normal conversation here.]

:D Let the beatings begin! (now in the right comment!)

[selphie_t]

[The driest of the dry comments said rather loudly with an eyeroll to complete it.]

If she doesn't eat you first.

[fivedozeneggs]

Ha ha! [A hearty laugh!]

Don't fear, little girl. There isn't a beast alive that could take on Gaston!

[selphie_t]

[Is that a fact?]

Even a three headed dog that can summon the gates of hell?

Also, I'm not a little girl.

[fivedozeneggs]

Sure you're not. [Said immediately, very quickly, and dismissively.]

Dragons don't exist! But if they did, they would learn to fear my musket.

[selphie_t]

Ask me how old I am you condescending twit. [Challenging. Oooh Gaston, Selphie doesn't like you.]

Oh yes, your Musket is oh so very terrifying. Whatever are we going to do without it?

[fivedozeneggs]

Does it really matter? [He ignores any challenges from ladies, because they don't exist!]

Wither away and die, I suppose. But don't you worry -- it'll be right here to deal with that nasty beast.

[selphie_t]

[Ooooooh! She really, really hates these types.]

Yeah it does matter.

[Flattest. Face. Ever.]

Were you dropped on your head as a child?

[fivedozeneggs]

Of course I wasn't. But if you must tell me your age, I can take a little time out of my busy schedule to listen.

keywords

[selphie_t]

Coulda fooled me but if you must now my age, I need to lean in a little bit closer.

1/2 oh dear. he'll fall for it if she insists

[fivedozeneggs]

Do you want to tell me or do you not?

but he has to be more insufferable first.

[fivedozeneggs]

It doesn't matter to me -- I'm afraid my heart is already set on another.

and she'll be a brat. :D

[selphie_t]

Oh no no, I insist. A true lady never reveals her age in public.

[fivedozeneggs]

Oh, if I must.... [Leaning down, as requested!]

I felt like Gaston should at least have a chat with her.

[queenofbriggs]

[This guy talks about a terrible beast, but wants to find a mirror first?]

Forget the mirror. If it's as dangerous as you make this beast out to be, we should get to executing a plan of action.

I get the feeling she will not be entirely impressed with him.

[fivedozeneggs]

[An armed woman? What is this madness? But first, he has to sort out the belief that the mirror isn't important. It is vital to his plan!!]

Don't you worry your pretty head about it. I have everything under control. I will raise the citizens of this little town to come and watch -- I mean, help me deal with this beast. But I need the mirror to convince them that it is out there!

Nope, but that will hopefully make this entertaining.

[queenofbriggs]

[Ignoring the theatrics and right to the point]

How does a mirror prove that? [Answer quickly, cause she thinks they're just wasting time here. Her patience can only go so far...]

I believe it will. :3

[fivedozeneggs]

It's some kind of magical mirror that shows things far away. I got it from the castle of the Beast. [Indirectly, when he grabbed it from Belle's hands after she brought it back.] Not this beast -- this one doesn't have a castle.

[queenofbriggs]

[uh...huh...] I think I believed you more before you told me all that.

[fivedozeneggs]

...I'm sounding like crazy old Maurice [He might think it was irony if he didn't think that described his musket.] But when I find it, you will have to believe it.

[queenofbriggs]

[...A sigh] Is this beast real?

[fivedozeneggs]

Do you doubt me, woman? I will show you your foolishness first! Come with me -- to the woods, where the beast has laid her trail!

[queenofbriggs]

You don't have to show me. Is it an immediate threat?

[fivedozeneggs]

...Perhaps not immediate. She makes her lair in the woods, away from the village. But I hear that she comes stalking in the night, and it's said that she sacrifices children to her monstrous appitite.

[queenofbriggs]

Are the original sources you heard those from valid?