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[biteoffherhead]

[Moro is... tiptoing?

...What the hell?

Err, that is. The giant angry wolf god is tip-toeing through the village, looking... incredibly cartoony doing it. She's trying not to but it's apparently just beyond even her own willpower.

She's sniffing about, indulging in her sudden craving for fresh pies. And piggies. And grandmothers.]

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Oh god... even rhyming? This wins

[talontrot]

[It's not really intimidation so much as Kazooie's usual annoying swaggering. Even if gods don't properly swagger. That's just how Kazooie rolls.

She gives a beaky grin - with two actual teeth, for once! - down at Moro from where she's perched on a roof.]

Now why would I wanna be going around scaring people? That doesn't look good on the Thunderbird resumé.

... Not that there's much on that thing besides "throwing lightning" and "making thunder", but, y'know.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY IT HAPPENED it just did shjdb

[biteoffherhead]

So you think yourself a bird of thunder?
Now about that, I must wonder.
Is it a God you wish to be?
For you will never be a God as me.

Well it's beautiful and I thoroughly endorse it

[talontrot]

[That is definitely getting a very colourful headtilt.] You're a god? I mean, big bad wolf, pretty cool position. But... a god? Seriously?

[... You might almost be impressing her, Moro. Almost.]

What're you the god of? Blowing houses down? [Still can't resist the jokes...]

[biteoffherhead]

I am Moro, god of war,
Even more than a great boar.
I protect the forests from destruction by man
by eating whoever, whenever I can.
So long as they decide to cut my trees
I will have them begging on their knees.

[talontrot]

[Okay, so she eats people who mess with her forests. Good to know.

... Not like Kazooie had any plans along those lines. She's a forest god too right now! Why would she cut a tree? Unless it was a tree enemy guy.]

And I'm Kazooie. Nice to meet ya, Moro. You sound like you can kick serious butt if you have to!

... Anybody who'd mess with a forest deserves a butt-kicking if you ask me.

[biteoffherhead]

Many humans I have slaughtered,
when, in the forest, they altered
the forest's health and might
leaving the apes cold in the night.

[talontrot]

... Well, I dunno about slaughtering, seems like a bit of a harsh word. [Wise and benevolent god here. ... Except not really.] But knocking their heads around a bit, that's all cool!

... Those apes should get a blanket or something... [Yeah, godly blankets, those totally exist.]