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[Despite the icon, now that Moro is in the body of a child, she is anything BUT civil. She is savagely biting and ripping off the clothes, and is miserably trying to run on four legs, roaring with her new tiny voicebox.

It's getting to the point where she's inflicting wounds on her new body, i.e., some nasty bite wounds, scratches and just slashes where her teeth ripped enough.

At some point she WILL get all these nasty clothes off.]

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It's not disgusting! I take baths, you know. Wait... What the heck did you do to my clothes?! Where's my stuff?!

How dare you defile my body with your human ignorance!

[She's still on all fours, growling as loudly as that tiny voicebox can.]

Listen, in all likelihood, I'm far smarter than you are. [A hint of amusement creeps into his voice as he watches Moro try to growl.] Besides, I didn't have a choice in the matter, okay? Those Malnosso did it. Bite them instead.

When I have my body back I will kill you.

The way you're acting now, I'd say I'd already be dead when that happens. Calm down, okay?

Disgusting humans.

I hope the ache of the bullet in my chest is haunting you.

I was wondering why my - er, your - chest hurt. So, someone shot you... is that why you hate humans so much? [Attempting to sit down; eventually manages it.]

They would shoot a god...

You're a god, then? Wow. I'm in a god's body... I'll treat it well. Um, who are you and what kind of god are you?

[She growls for a bit before she responds.]

Moro. Guardian of the forest.

I kill humans who defile the forest, the spirits or the gods.

Pleased to meet you, Moro, even if it's under very awkward circumstances. [A pause, as he thinks about something.] Look, since I'm in your body, do you want me to guard the forest for you until we switch back?

If you're willing to coat my fangs in human flesh.

I'll do it as long as you don't injure my body any further. There were two metal objects on my person, too... if you still have them, can you keep them safe? I'd appreciate it.

[Yeah. About that.]

Your weapons?

[Uh-oh. Play it cool, Keen.]

Neither of them can actually hurt anyone. They're more like tools.

[She growls, obviously not believing him.]

[Geez.]

I'd show you if I was the right size to use them.

[She clenches her teeth, until;]

...How do I remove these vile, uncomfortable clothes?

[...Oh dear.]

Um... I'd rather you didn't. I'd like to keep what little dignity I have left.

[Yeah. Sorry. She's resuming trying to rip off what remains of the pants, which by now have been shredded into shorts.]

[Not the jeans!]

Alright, fine! Um... first, if you have those two objects, please drop them. I'll put them somewhere safe. You can pull the clothes off after that. Tear them off if you really have to. I'd show you how to take them off but I'm not the right shape for it.

I dropped them where I awoke.

In my room, then. Good to know. [Even though he's completely mortified of what might happen, it's better than having an angry god on his hands, so Keen's going to do his best to show Moro how to take the clothes off.]

[Yup. When she's nude, she's going to growl, slinking off on all fours into the forest.]

[Oh god, this is highly embarrassing. Then again, it's not every day you have the wonderful opportunity to watch yourself run, naked, on all fours. ...Keen just sighs and slinks off somewhere himself.]

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