Moro (
biteoffherhead) wrote2011-09-25 03:40 pm
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[Moro is... tiptoing?
...What the hell?
Err, that is. The giant angry wolf god is tip-toeing through the village, looking... incredibly cartoony doing it. She's trying not to but it's apparently just beyond even her own willpower.
She's sniffing about, indulging in her sudden craving for fresh pies. And piggies. And grandmothers.]
...What the hell?
Err, that is. The giant angry wolf god is tip-toeing through the village, looking... incredibly cartoony doing it. She's trying not to but it's apparently just beyond even her own willpower.
She's sniffing about, indulging in her sudden craving for fresh pies. And piggies. And grandmothers.]
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...Is what she wants to say, but her hand is already at the hilt of her sword and she's baring her teeth.]
You may be big and bad, Mother Moro, but you'll find yy bark is far worse than your bite. Come at me, and you will see! I'll huff, and puff, and blow you out of Luceti!
[....Ohgods, now she's doing it.]
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What a fool! I cannot be blown away.
I am not light as straw or hay.
It is you who will fall,
or else be chased down the hall.
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Who's afraid the of the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf, the Big bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big bad Wolf? Tra la la la la!
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You should fear the big bad wolf!
For I will bite and will not 'woof',
Your petty barking measures not to my fangs
And you will feel more than mere hunger pangs.
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Cursing softly under her breath, the much smaller "wolf" has to admit defeat.]
You want this forest, fine, you take it! But beware, there's more than just red capped girls. Don't make yourself too fat, Mother Moro, or you'll never escape the woodsman that prowls the village. And many a knight are about too.
Big and bad though you may be,
You'd best take advice from me!
Make yourself too big around,
And by huntsman you shall be found!
It's he who really prowls Luceti,
And he does not fear you nor me!
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He will die before he comes near!
My rage spreads swiftly over the land
over rocks and dirt and sand.
For no man or beast is faster than I,
so I will dare the huntsmen to try.
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...But I'm not going to sit here barking at you, my own belly aches to be filled, so I'll leave you be. But know this - [She holds out the brush tip of her sword to Moro.] If you come at me again, it's not the huntsman's axe you should fear, but my "fang". I'll open you up, from the inside!
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That eerie, unsettling laugh.]