Moro ([personal profile] biteoffherhead) wrote2011-09-25 03:40 pm

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[Moro is... tiptoing?

...What the hell?

Err, that is. The giant angry wolf god is tip-toeing through the village, looking... incredibly cartoony doing it. She's trying not to but it's apparently just beyond even her own willpower.

She's sniffing about, indulging in her sudden craving for fresh pies. And piggies. And grandmothers.]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (brb - loling)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-09-30 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
You sure? I could get more pies!

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[identity profile] chiisaichou.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoa! Okay, that's definitely enough to get the girl to jump back, and for Moro to get a decent amount of faux fur in her mouth. Miya's grip on her sword tightens and she even attempts the strongest wind skill she knows - Whirlwind. Three horizontal lines are drawn in the air, over Moro, but...nothing happens. That's too advanced for her to be able to perform right now.

Cursing softly under her breath, the much smaller "wolf" has to admit defeat.]


You want this forest, fine, you take it! But beware, there's more than just red capped girls. Don't make yourself too fat, Mother Moro, or you'll never escape the woodsman that prowls the village. And many a knight are about too.

Big and bad though you may be,
You'd best take advice from me!
Make yourself too big around,
And by huntsman you shall be found!
It's he who really prowls Luceti,
And he does not fear you nor me!

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[identity profile] chiisaichou.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHE DID IT AGAIN ahdjfrt--]

[identity profile] pugilistinpink.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[He feels a chill sweep through him and a weakness sink in, as if all the blood is draining from his body.] G-geez! I don' want no trouble, awright? I'm jus' tryin' t'get to Granny Louis!
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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-10-01 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
The village doesn't have a butcher I'm afraid. [Giant, hungry wolf craving meat around town.] B-but the grocery shop might have something.
tailasoldastime: (Staaaare)

[personal profile] tailasoldastime 2011-10-01 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[And Beast notices this size and power difference all too well as he continues down the path, trying his very best not to show the nervousness he feels deep down.]

[identity profile] planetcrusher.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you're going to find any of those here.

Fresh, anyway.
talontrot: (aren't i the cutest asshole ever?)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-10-01 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so she eats people who mess with her forests. Good to know.

... Not like Kazooie had any plans along those lines. She's a forest god too right now! Why would she cut a tree? Unless it was a tree enemy guy.]


And I'm Kazooie. Nice to meet ya, Moro. You sound like you can kick serious butt if you have to!

... Anybody who'd mess with a forest deserves a butt-kicking if you ask me.

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[identity profile] chiisaichou.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Mother is far too arrogant. [Miyabi rolls back her lips, showing off some not quite so fearsome teeth. Her two canine teeth may be a little longer and pointier, but that's all.] But I won't complain, when the huntsman opens up your belly, and wears your skin as a coat. I'll be the one to control this forest, and have my fill of all its bounties.

...But I'm not going to sit here barking at you, my own belly aches to be filled, so I'll leave you be. But know this - [She holds out the brush tip of her sword to Moro.] If you come at me again, it's not the huntsman's axe you should fear, but my "fang". I'll open you up, from the inside!

[identity profile] pugilistinpink.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, she ain't really my grandma, but- -

[Stiffening, he breaks off sharply as he catches the blunder the Red Riding Hood in him made against Giles' advice. Right, he shouldn't have told a stranger so much.] Actually, uh, I'm... jus' goin' on a walk. This basket a' stuff is jus'... f'me.
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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-10-04 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He shall! Luckily it's not too far and he'll be coming out with pre-wrapped meats that he'll quickly start to rip the plastic off for her and lay it down on the ground.]
tailasoldastime: (Erumwell...)

[personal profile] tailasoldastime 2011-10-04 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He notes this change, and naturally feels even more uncomfortable with each pace, feeling a little more relieved as he senses he's getting closer to the cottage... or should he feel less relieved...?]

[identity profile] planetcrusher.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Pie? You can get tons of those at the bakery, you know that, right?

[But why pie . . . ]
talontrot: (i remember better days on the n64)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-10-05 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
... Well, I dunno about slaughtering, seems like a bit of a harsh word. [Wise and benevolent god here. ... Except not really.] But knocking their heads around a bit, that's all cool!

... Those apes should get a blanket or something... [Yeah, godly blankets, those totally exist.]

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